Ever had the urge to eat a sea creature that resembles a giant, uncircumcised penis?* No? You have no idea what you’re missing out on.
Read all about my day digging for geoduck clams on Seattle’s Olympic Peninsula right here!
*At a recent dinner with friends, my friend Laura, who was deep into a bottle of wine, said, “Hey, tell Maryann about, whaddaya call it? Digging for dicks! That’s a great story.”
[Photo love: Langdon Cook]

I’ve always wanted to go to the northwest and try my hand at them. I guess in the meantime I’ll have to settle for our eastern quahaugs.